Slate Predicts McCain's Next Ten Hail Mary Stunts

Dead on. And a little scary to boot considering how absurd McCain and Co. have proven to be thus far.

1. Returns to Vietnam and jails himself.
2. Offers the post of "vice vice president" to Warren Buffett.
3. Challenges Obama to suspend campaign so they both can go and personally drill for oil offshore.
4. Learns to use computer.
5. Does bombing run over Taliban-controlled tribal areas of Pakistan.
6. Offers to forgo salary, sell one house.
7. Sex-change operation.
8. Suspends campaign until Nov. 4, offers to start being president right now.
9. Sells Alaska to Russia for $700 billion.
10. Pledges to serve only one term. OK, half a term.

I would like to add:
11. Admits wife Cindy is a robot-- tech sector rebound saves the economy

Your predictions?